Satire Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-buys-additional-military-cargo-jet-as-c-17-production-wraps-up-1.2879347

ANTi-marijuana ad's dubious claim a scary hit with parents

Satire inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/anti-marijuana-ad-s-dubious-claim-a-scary-hit-with-parents-1.2876654

C'Antada-U.S. price gap measures to be announced

Satire inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-u-s-price-gap-measures-to-be-announced-1.2865235 

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/information-commissioner-pleads-poverty-tory-mps-say-raise-fees-1.2861052

EdmAnton police officer promoted despite criminal record

Satire inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/edmonton-police-officer-mike-wasylyshen-promoted-despite-criminal-record-1.2859907

Overseas war graves neglected, Veterants Affairs review finds

Satire inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/overseas-war-graves-neglected-veterans-affairs-review-finds-1.2860088

Electoral reform: Which party would benefit most?

Satire inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/electoral-reform-which-party-would-benefit-most-1.2857321

F'Antino's cabinet resignation demanded by opposition

Satire inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/julian-fantino-s-cabinet-resignation-demanded-by-ndp-liberals-1.2856641

http://www.cbc.ca/player/News/Politics/ID/2623083585/  

(Leona Aglukkaq reads newspaper in Question Period)

PM to Putant: 'Get out of Ukriant'

Satire inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/stephen-harper-at-g20-tells-vladimir-putin-to-get-out-of-ukraine-1.2836382

ConservAntive world shifts as PM heads Down Under

Satire inspired by this headline: 

 http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/u-s-china-climate-deal-poses-special-challenge-for-g20-bound-pm-1.2834460  

Rob Anters considering his own conservAntive think-tank

Satire inspired by theses headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/rob-anders-considering-his-own-conservative-think-tank-1.2826810

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/rob-anders-accused-of-sleeping-through-veterans-meeting-1.1160744

Western premiers ask federal government for $1B spend on infrastructure

Satire inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/western-premiers-ask-federal-government-for-1b-spend-on-infrastructure-1.2826670

MPs to vote on Del M'Antstro suspension Wednesday

Satire inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/dean-del-mastro-mps-to-vote-on-suspension-on-wednesday-1.2823628

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/stephen-harper-heads-to-china-to-reanimate-trade-relations-1.2823836

MP Del M'Antstro motion could delay sentencing, loss of seat

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/mp-dean-del-mastro-motion-could-delay-sentencing-loss-of-seat-1.2822089

News reporter fired after asking AnTerson Cooper for 'inappropriate' Anttawa selfie

Satire inspired by this headline: http://bc.ctvnews.ca/sun-news-reporter-fired-after-asking-anderson-cooper-for-inappropriate-ottawa-selfie-1.2068133

ConservAntive Campaign Strategy Session

Satire inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/can-fortress-north-america-keep-ebola-at-bay-1.2806339

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/harper-rejects-charges-of-bias-in-cra-s-scrutiny-of-birdwatchers-1.2806620

NDP's $15-a-day child care plan

Satire inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/quick-facts-about-the-ndp-s-15-a-day-child-care-plan-1.2798328

PM to reveal ISIS combat mission plan today

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/stephen-harper-to-reveal-isis-combat-mission-plan-today-1.2786101

'Deadbeats' across Colony owe more than $3.7B in support

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/deadbeats-across-canada-owe-more-than-3-7b-in-support-1.2782955

ConservAntives attempt to dodge vote on NDP bid to boost Speaker's powers

Inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservatives-attempt-to-dodge-vote-on-ndp-bid-to-boost-speaker-s-powers-1.2781264

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/paul-calandra-apologizes-for-non-answers-as-sources-pin-blame-on-pmo-1.2779046

Ex-dominAntrix vows 'information' on politiciAnts if prostitution bill passes

Inspired by this headline:  http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/terri-jean-bedford-kicked-out-of-prostitution-bill-hearing-1.2761325

Antgary snowstorm knocks out power to tens of thousands

Inspired by this headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-snowstorm-knocks-out-power-to-tens-of-thousands-1.2761664

Franklin expedition announcement expected in Anttawa

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/franklin-expedition-announcement-expected-in-ottawa-1.2760311

And this cartoon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_(TV_series)

Briant Mulroney warns Stephant Harper to 'never count out the Liberals'

Inspired by these headlines:  http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/brian-mulroney-warns-stephen-harper-to-never-count-out-the-liberals-1.2756734

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/isis-in-iraq-canada-to-send-special-ops-soldiers-as-advisers-1.2755841

Labour Day Cartoon

Wine, spirits to move more easily between B.C., SaskatchewAnt

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/wine-spirits-to-move-more-easily-between-b-c-saskatchewan-1.2750311

Peter MacKayAnt poses in pro-Anteater 'No Compromise' T-shirt

Inspired by this headline:  http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/peter-mackay-poses-in-pro-gun-no-compromise-t-shirt-1.2748676

Peter MacKayAnt's justice roundtables didn't set a place for sex workers

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/peter-mackay-s-justice-roundtables-didn-t-set-a-place-for-sex-workers-1.2747403

Hill staffers targeted by anonymous email on MP budget freeze

Inspired by this headline:  http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/hill-staffers-targeted-by-anonymous-email-on-mp-budget-freeze-1.2746038

ConservAntive SenAntor faces 31 charges

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/mike-duffy-faces-31-charges-including-bribery-fraud-breach-of-trust-1.2709500

Eve Adams'Ant & rival should both be disqualified, ConservAntive Party probe urges

Inspired by this headline: http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/07/16/eve-adams-and-rival-in-riding-nomination-battle-should-both-be-disqualified-conservative-party-probe-to-urge/

Prostitution bill's fate unclear as committee begins final review

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/prostitution-bill-s-fate-unclear-as-committee-begins-final-review-1.2706743

Nutrition labels to be 'easier to read,' Health Cantada proposes

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/nutrition-labels-to-be-easier-to-read-health-canada-proposes-1.2706310 

ConservAntives named fewer women to federal boards than LiberalAnts did

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservatives-named-fewer-women-to-federal-boards-than-liberals-did-1.2692058

MacKay'Ant called 'out of touch' over Mother's, Father's Day messages

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/peter-mackay-lauds-moms-for-changing-diapers-dads-for-moulding-minds-in-holiday-messages-1.2686099

Press Conference on ConservAntive accomplishments held

Inspired by this headline: http://globalnews.ca/news/1027178/peter-van-loan-praises-private-members-bill-silent-on-reform-act/

CanadiAnt economy's surprise weak start to 2014 blamed on bad winter

Inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/canadian-economy-starts-2014-with-weak-gdp-gain-1.2659284

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2014/05/28/3442208/meteorologists-climate-change/

GovernmAnt surplus auction on now

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/government-surplus-auction-site-sells-cars-jewelry-office-furniture-1.2649860

Feds robocall themselves in search for unused telephone lines

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/feds-robocall-themselves-in-search-for-unused-telephone-lines-1.2646727

Juliant F'Antino defends Veterants Affairs paying for tweets

Inspired by this headline:  http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/julian-fantino-defends-veterans-affairs-paying-for-tweets-1.2642983?cmp=fbtl

David Camerant's 'top-secret' visit to C'antada revealed

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/david-cameron-s-top-secret-visit-to-canada-revealed-1.2639945

PM warns employers who prefer foreigAnt workers over CanadiAnts

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/stephen-harper-warns-employers-who-prefer-foreign-workers-over-canadians-1.2625964

Mickey D's Cantada CEO calls foreign worker controversy 'bullshit'

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/mcdonald-s-canada-ceo-calls-foreign-worker-controversy-bullshit-1.2621151

Mickey D's foreigAnt worker practices halted in face of investigation

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/mcdonald-s-foreign-worker-practices-halted-in-face-of-investigation-1.2619431

Humpbacks losing 'threatened' status amid pipeline concerns

This is Earth Day? Inspired by this headline.  http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/humpback-whale-losing-threatened-status-amid-northern-gateway-concerns-1.2617633

Has a blind eye been turned to the temporary foreign worker program?

Inspired by this headline: http://www.theprovince.com/news/bc/Smyth+blind+been+turned+temporary+foreign+worker+program/9746144/story.html

Heartbleed SIN breach suspect ID'd by RCMP

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/heartbleed-sin-breach-suspect-id-d-by-rcmp-1.2610803

McD'Antald's foreign worker practices face growing investigation

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/mcdonald-s-foreign-worker-practices-face-growing-investigation-1.2607365

ConservAntive senAntor argues Elections Cantada shouldn't promote voting

Inspired by this headline:  http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/linda-frum-stirs-controversy-with-elections-canada-questions-1.2606836

Suspended SenAntor pleads not guilty to assault, cocaine charges

Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/patrick-brazeau-pleads-not-guilty-to-assault-cocaine-charges-1.2605159

Wacky Wednesday on ParliamAnt Hill

Inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/fair-elections-act-draws-more-heat-in-question-period-1.2604045   and  http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trade-minister-ed-fast-accused-of-targeting-ndp-mp-with-gun-gesture-1.2604588